Hello I present myself out of context
There are 12 thing in my notes where I keep the out of contextness
ANYWAYS
1. At least there isn’t a head in the kitchen
2. Oh the teddy bear is floating
3. We are very much cheeky gremlins
4. Eva I nearly went in the crack!
5. I need to die
6. You’re a fun murderer! (I said it like she’s fun and a murderer)
7. I am a chaotic being locked inside the body of a 12 year old girl with social anxiety
8. Follow me into the trees!
9. Wah! A giant chicken nugget appeared behind me and then vanished
10. Oh my god that guy is a block
11. Hera was on fire
12. Yeah if they did look anything like a turtle I would also be very concerned
Bonus ones from my brother
1. Hey guys wanna see me explode?
2. *unintelligible* my nonexistent arms
3. I’ve locked the child in
4. Oh he’s possessed