Slang/Terms I use regularly while talking irl

Question

Here's some slang that I use too much in real life and I won't stop. Not anytime soon anyways. (Btw, most of this is irony, and I do not take this seriously. These Gen "Zalpha" terms are really seriously just for funsies.)

Blud- Usually when someone says something dumb

What in the skibidi/What the sigma- Either when trying to be funny or when I'm suprised orE whatever.

Bro- I just call people this

Chat- Same thing as bro. Example: chat what r u on abt

Erm- When I'm trying to be cringe

20% cooler- Mlp reference

Canon event- When something bad happens and since I take nothing serious I say canon event instead

Womp Womp- Cry Abt it

Dog water- It means you suck

I honestly don't know anymore, this is a lanky ahh post so sorry 4 the quality.

Answer 1

I just speak in Nordic history references and cringe gen alpha slang as a joke

Comments

i speak dog as a joke i can now transcend species. BOOOOOORRRRRRRKkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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real

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I reference Gustav Vasa every 5 seconds

Answer 2

i typically use bro and lol