Here's some slang that I use too much in real life and I won't stop. Not anytime soon anyways. (Btw, most of this is irony, and I do not take this seriously. These Gen "Zalpha" terms are really seriously just for funsies.)
Blud- Usually when someone says something dumb
What in the skibidi/What the sigma- Either when trying to be funny or when I'm suprised orE whatever.
Bro- I just call people this
Chat- Same thing as bro. Example: chat what r u on abt
Erm- When I'm trying to be cringe
20% cooler- Mlp reference
Canon event- When something bad happens and since I take nothing serious I say canon event instead
Womp Womp- Cry Abt it
Dog water- It means you suck
I honestly don't know anymore, this is a lanky ahh post so sorry 4 the quality.