1. & (yes, & used to be a letter)
2. Neptunian.
3. I don’t know, some 1992028635290 years old?
4. Trick question, you live in Equatorial Guinea.
5. Bill Gates.
6. Last time I checked, it was Peter Johnson or something like that.
7. Well, cringing means to back off or something via your head, so if you say it’s super cringe, then your head falls off due to backing off too much. Therefore, this is a trick question.
8. It’s Elon Musk, isn’t it?
9. Flying Spaghetti Monster. I’m not religious, but I respect that religion and find it interesting.
10. Hmm, you have a black iPhone 3G running iOS 2, and a black iPhone 5 running iOS 6. What do I expect?
11. Never/gonna/give/you/up.
12. All I know is that mosquitoes probably find me hotter than you.
13. Trick question, you like “Baby Games for 2-5 Year Olds!” better.
14. The one where you sell cookies, only to fail horribly.
15. The one where you sell cookies but still fail.
16. Thanks for the answer to #8!