14 votes
469 views
in Dtrip’s Random Images by 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)

Im bored and its like 7:15pm for me so like, why not post a duck image :)

7 Answers

2 votes
by 🌟 Mystic (284k points)
 
Best answer
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
1 vote
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
I love ducks. I’ve always wanted a pet duck. I would get one but I can’t. Here’s why.

Reason 1 - Age

Reason 2 - LAWS
1 vote
by 📜Sage (1.35m points)
I love duck
1 vote
by 🌌 Galactic Overlord (2.67m points) [prez/mod]
If I could only look at 1 more kt post, this might be it
1 vote
by 💫 Luminary (179k points)
YES
1 vote
by 🪐 Master (1.62m points)
Let’s go, I won!
1 vote
by
YAY

Categories

Related questions

15 votes
2 answers 405 views
16 votes
18 answers 2.4k views
21 votes
12 answers 1.1k views
13 votes
3 answers 699 views
14 votes
4 answers 777 views
17 votes
6 answers 666 views
17 votes
4 answers 904 views
14 votes
6 answers 721 views
17 votes
9 answers 1.5k views
14 votes
2 answers 381 views
20 votes
32 answers 2.7k views
15 votes
10 answers 1.0k views
12 votes
5 answers 594 views
6 votes
4 answers 195 views
20 votes
25 answers 1.8k views
15 votes
5 answers 534 views
15 votes
7 answers 914 views
asked Nov 8, 2024 in Guess / Riddles / Quizzes by dtripskool 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)
14 votes
16 answers 1.4k views
16 votes
13 answers 1.4k views
17 votes
13 answers 2.3k views
19 votes
9 answers 707 views
16 votes
2 answers 448 views
asked Oct 19, 2024 in Other by dtripskool 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)
13 votes
7 answers 800 views
asked Oct 15, 2024 in Polls by dtripskool 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)
13 votes
1 answer 301 views
16 votes
6 answers 441 views
:0
asked Oct 5, 2024 in Other by dtripskool 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)
17 votes
9 answers 1.3k views
17 votes
2 answers 604 views
asked Aug 30, 2024 in Clickbait Club by dtripskool 🌠 Star Seer (753k points)
18 votes
6 answers 827 views
17 votes
13 answers 1.6k views
...