Themed Comments #1

Question

In the comments: act like 6th grade girls

Comments

I can imagine the tone difference if this was 6th grade boys

"Lol I drew a pp in the bathroom"

"I won a ranked match"

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"wat da sigma"

Answer 1

I'm not wearing makeup today I'm so ugly ToT UwU

Comments

NAUR GIRL u are so beatuful look ur crush is coming *excessive giggling*

Answer 2

I guess I gotta act like myself.

Ahem*

OMG THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES ARE SO KYOOT

Omg I'm so cringe lol

Random psycho woman noises*

Answer 3

IM GAY. IM SOOOOOO GAY. RAINBOWS RAINBOWS RAINBOWS. BUT IDK WHAT I AMMMM!! AHH!! WOMEN!! LUMITY!! I HAVE TO FORCE MYSELF TO HAVE CRUSHES!! EWW I COULD NEVER WEAR MAKEUP!! I HAVE TO BE QUIRKY AND DIFFERENT FROM EVERYONE

Also *is severely depressed out of nowhere* 

(Me in 6th grade) 

Comments

CRYING

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Dude, like, oh my gosh! Women? Heck yeah!

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Broski 

Answer 4

Actual 6th grade me:-

Hiiiiii my names [insert my name, most of you prolly know it but whatever] umm do you want to be friends?

Gen alpha 6th grade:-

UGH YOU GUYS, MY HAIR CURLER WASNT CURLING MY HAIR PROPERLY T-T

AND, MY SEPHORA LIO GLOSS RAN OUT! EVERYONE WILL HATE ME :((((

this isn’t a good interpretation but I tried…

Comments

Wait your bio says your 13, isn't that gen alpha?

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No, the oldest Gen Alpha are 11. (Gen Alpha is 2013 to now)

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Ah, I thought it started in 2010.

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What elo said :)

Answer 5

Anme n gamong are is for losers lie u~ UwU

Answer 6

O. M. G!!! Does my BUBBLE anti aging cream make me look fat?

*slathers on approximately fifty seven layers of lip gloss*

*posts it on TikTok*

OMGGGGG DAKOTA (ehehe) LIKE MY COMMENT?!!! HES SOOOOO HAWTTT!!!!

Comments

I Should've thought twice about using that name

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Bad life choices

Answer 7

OMG Check out my new Glow recipe moustirizer !!! I bought it off Sephora and I used my moms credit card  it costed 1,834$ dollars

Comments

Your not a true girlboss unless you have not spent at least $169,576,874,712,657,890,904,872,564,731,017,263,879,201,384,725,374,290,291,475,2940,938,492,538,982,485,376,375,240,942,756,479,208,976,759,403,427,965,498,732,018,947,563,549,089,746,539,240,138,476 on your skincare routine UwU 

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Broski what

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I’m definitely a girl boss then 

Answer 8

Omg he's soooo cute

Comments

Traitor

That was my comment

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Dakota is literally mine he liked a photo of me on insta!

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"Noooo... Dakota is mine. He made eye contact with me on July 17, 2009, 8:43 PM EST"

why did I pick my deadname of all male names T—T

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Actually Dakota texted me 17 days 3 hours and 38 minutes ago.

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NOOOOO!!! KADOTA IS MINE HAFDEHFREAHFREAAgrehewfhfahwfrhadhwwfdbsfrefbrewbfeqtreqjgreqjgreqnfrwajgearhacsghregwherfh+MINEHAFDEHFREAHFREA TURRJEDJA ,J+aUusehdsn+373-3$3-$-3$63

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Heyyyy, looks like the Cardboard guy gave out her exact birth date too!

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its a reference to a post saying "im not homophobic I made eye contact with a gay on July 17, 2009" I wasn't born then >:-(

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Oh.

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Wait...how old are u then

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The given text, "Old enough to know what 2+2 is", suggests that the person being referred to has reached a certain level of maturity and understanding. This could imply that they are capable of basic mathematical calculations and have a grasp of fundamental concepts. The text suggests that the person has acquired the necessary knowledge and skills to handle simple arithmetic operations, indicating a certain level of cognitive development and educational attainment.

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Which means Cardboard is… 5!

GUYS, CARDBOARD IS 5 YEARS OLD!!!

Answer 9

“This lipgloss is salty”

Don’t ask why that was the first thing I thought of

Answer 10

"OMG that Dakota boy is so cute"

Dont ask WHY I picked that name out of every male name ever

Comments

Ew no he's low tier and fat! Check out that Jamie guy over there he is C-U-T-E!

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Jamie looks like a zesty fart, Dakota is cuter than a puppy