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1. is "go to bed and when you wake up again" the human version of "turn it off and then it'll work when you turn it back on"?
2. If I weigh 99 pounds and eat one pound of nachos, am I one percent nacho?
3. Do crabs think fish can fly?
4. If my brains one job is to be smart than should it get fired?
5. are oranges called oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
6. do doctors hope you get sick? Do restaraunts hope your hungry? Do firefighters hope your home is on fire? Do police hope your a criminal/ involved in a crime In any way?
7. If I get bit by a mosquito then am I related to the mosquitos kids cause they have my bloodline?
8. Even when a balloon is half deflated, its still completely full
9. Does a straw have one hole or two?
10. If James Bond is a famous spy, doesn't that make him a bad spy?
