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Question

i didn't get my machine gun jetpack for christmas...

Answer 1

I did not get my lifetime supply of energy drinks... but I did get a bow and arrow, a new spear, a new sword, and a new katana! Andddd a mini Damascus katana.... and some new stuff I have never used like chakrams and a hand crafted shield (it's so heavy). I am so happy bc I got some new leather arm guards to replace my old ones!!!

Answer 2

I didn’t get my portable time machine for Christmas… 

Comments

oh i have extra TARDIS blueprints if you want them

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Alright!

Answer 3

I didn't get my hogwarts acceptance letter for christmas

Comments

I didn’t get you for Christmas

#rizz

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man. I'm a squib so it wouldn't help me out much :l

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:|

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@nobodyimportant

We are very sorry you did not get your Hogwarts acceptance letter on Christmas, our owl got lost on the way. We had to eventually take the owl back home since it was having so much trouble trying to find where you are. We know it has been 1-2 years now.... We've sent multiple owls but they...unfortunately getting lost.... So, we made our final decision 2 weeks ago, that on May 17, you would get your Hogwarts acceptance letter. Please pack the supplies that you need, the supplies you need are on the backside of the note.

Please get all the supplies from either, Diagon Ally or Homesmeade. And please get an owl, toad, or cat.

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OH MY GOOOODNEESSS THANK YOUUUUUUUU

I SOLEMNLY SWEAR I'M UP TO NO GOOD-

I MEAN

I'LL FOLLOW THE RULES OR WHATEVER

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Hm? What was that? If you don't follow the Hogwarts rules you will likely be expelled. Now the sorting ceremony will start on May 19. I suggest you get your supplies before the due date.

Answer 4

The struggle is real 

Answer 5

Sad. I didn’t get a 1982 Corvette for Christmas.

Comments

how much do u love cars, I would love to geek out with u someday.

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Sorry for the late response but I love cars as much as fish love water.

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YESSS, we are definitely creating a post just to geek out!!! 

Answer 6

You did, i just stole it before you woke up >:D

Comments

bro not funny i wanted that /t

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Yea sorry i’ll have it delevered to your house in 1-2 million business days

Answer 7

I didn’t get my bus sized horse-powered rapid fire gun either :(

Answer 8

WUT!!!

Thats like....a childhood staple D: