Friend of the idiot: hmmm…..sounds like you have mother issues!
the Idiot: yay! Mother issues!
Friend of the idiot: no….mother issues is a bad thing.
The idiot: ohhhh…mother issues…
The idiot: HEY EVERYONE I HAVE MOTHER ISSUES!
the people: looking at the idiot confusedly. huh? Wut they say? Hm? What? Mother issues? They have what?
Friend of the idiot: no..you shouldn’t go tell other people that!
The idiot: NEVERMIND GUYS I DON’T HAVE MOTHER ISSUES!
Friend of the idiot: slaps himself in the face and shakes his head annoyed.?
