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The oldest computer was owned by Adam & Eve. Its an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte & everything crashed
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Best answer
Added to the list of Christian things I agree with
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oh wow
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I was there
I can definitely prove it
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Can confirm, I was the apple
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I had that computer back in '67.
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0067? -Hampter 2025
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No, 67.
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