(this is copied and pasted from that other inside joke post xd)
Here are some of mine: Want a pretzel? NOO [name]’s HOME Communist snacks Kumalala kumalala obama satanic university do you ever just bite into a rice crispy treat and go ‘oooah’ absolute FREAKY Take your heart out and- (if I say the rest I’m getting cancelled)
I don't have any, but I do have some out of context quotes from my family! "Help, I'm trapped inside a chair!" "Sorry, I can't the threat of palm trees attacking us makes it too dangerous!" "Hey, why is my soda flirting with me?" "The standard rules of rotation don't apply when you're trapped in a blanket."