WHAT

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not even speaking in third person I'M SCARED
okay so, there's this russian version version of Fox news or sum idk me and my mom only watch it to laugh at them but like. This guy named Vladmir smth smth idc how you spell his name there's like 5 spelling i think idk my name is Alexander not Vladmir why would i care
"UK and US are directly waging war on Russia" and WORLD WAR THREE???

WH???
WHO???
LIKE. THIS RUSSIA???? THE RUSSIA I LIVE IN?? RUSSIAN FEDERATION, CAPITAL MOSCOW, POPULATION 146.0 MILLION, BIGGEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
THE RUSSIA I LIVE IN??? THE RUSSIA IM FROM??? THIS ONE??? SAINT PETERSBURG RUSSIA??? THE ONE THAT ALEXANDER CHERNYKH (NOT my real name) LIVES IN WITH HIS MOTHER, FATHER, TWIN BROTHER AND LITTLE SISTER??? THIS ONE????
get me OUT.
This Vladmir guy is basically andrew tate if andrew tate had access to the government.
ALWAYS THE VLADMIRS I SWEAR.
If i have a son i am not naming him Vladmir. The guy who beat me up in second grade was named Vladmyr (yes i remember story time coming soon maybe) our HORRIBLE president is named Vladmir and now there's this guy named Vladmir saying there's gonna be world war 3.

Answer 1

wait what, huh, oh boy

hmph i guess it's the end of me

although i didn't hear of this, you'd think i'd know cause' i live in the US :/

you have no reason to be scared, russia would win if there was a war :)

anyways, been a good time, peace out

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you have no reason to be scared, russia would win if there was a war :)

that's the scary part

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oh i thought you lived in Russia

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i do

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exactly at least you'll probally be fine

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Funny how you think Russia would win against nato 

Look at them now, they have 1,000,000 casualties just from the Ukraine war, double that of Ukrainians, and from only ONE COUNTRY

Answer 2

US and UK waging war? Alone? Doubt it, this would be incredibly huge news everywhere, and they're all part of NATO, so NATO would probably go to war too

Answer 3

Dmitri is a better name, then. We shall cleanse the world of Vladimirs :D

Answer 4

bro's scaring me 

the litteral only good thing about being alive at this time, is that Taylor swift is alive at the same time

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Thats not gonna be true tomorrow, I'm coming to Taylor's house tonight with the portable nuke launcher

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if u do, i'm erasing all of Frank sinatra's songs from the face of the earth  >:(

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Hi!

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@eloquent

At least Anthony Kiedis is better than taylor swift ever will be!

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@elo

hey, will u tell Corvette he's being a cookiebutt? i'm not speaking to him anymore on this thread  >:(

Answer 5

Vladimir is kinda a peak name, not gonna lie, everything in Russia is kinda peak.

And I don't think that's true, I haven't read anything about it on the papers. It would be massive news if the US really went to war with Russia.

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i hope it's not serious and putin is js throwing a hissy fit again  i

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I honestly don't understand why everyone hates Putin, he seems to be a good president.

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I honestly don't understand why everyone hates Putin, he seems to be a good president.
 

Is this serious??? As a Russian who's lived NOWHERE else and dealt with him my whole life, he's actively taking our rights daily, he's quite literally a dictator. He's not good at all.  He is DIRECTLY responsible for the invasion of Ukraine and displacement of millions. i've seen people call him a Fascist and i'm beginning to agree.
Ask literally ANY russian, they will tell you he's a dictator. Maybe think and actually ask Russians before you say this, in the least rude way possible.

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@Sasha

Don't listen to Corvette. He thinks dictators are good leaders.

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Oh, I guess that does sound pretty bad. I'm sorry for you, Sasha.

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Corv I’m gonna slime you wdym Putin is good