jokeeeeeeee

Question

how come if you donate a kidney people love you

but when you donate five they call the police on you

Answer 1

So that the police can congradulate you.

Answer 2

because the human body has only two kidneys and if you donate both you die, if you have more than two kidneys and randomly donating them they're going to assume you're killing someone.

Answer 3

How come when you donate your body to science it's good... but when you donate someone else's it's a crime?

Comments

technically when someone in your family dies you can donate their body to science

Answer 4

Someone exsplain the joke

Comments

You only have 2

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Humans only have two kidneys. If you have more than that, then you got it from someone else. Which means if you have 5, you most likely killed someone, or you bought them off the black market.

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