Kendrick Lamar: MUSTARD
Me: Gucci gang Gucci gang
That one kid: 67
Me: Tung Tung Tung sahur *Tung Tung Tung sahur becomes king of the world*
them: i am 5 years old :(
Me: im 6 lil bro????????????
Teacher: ELO YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
Me: 41 skibidi *brings toilet to school*
Principal: ELO YOU ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE
Me: i be sippin on that mango mustard grimace smoothie i be buyin all the brainrots on steal a brainrot
Me: *opens YouTube channel*
Me: welcome here are rules no unsubscribe no dislike no leave bad comment no girls no betas no gays no immigrants yes men yes americans yes tung tung tung sahur i can do what i want no hating on me no disrespecting me speak american this is america
Them: wow elo is rizz!!
Me: i am edgy i watch cocomelon
(This is satire)