cannibal obsession

Question

ok

so basically y'all know the song song cannibal by Kesha?

I may or may not have listen to that song for 36 hours this week 

it's such a vibe tho 

idk my music taste is so random

one week it's fetty wap and Kevin gates on repeat

then it's divorced dad rock

then it's Justin bieber and sza

now it's a song encouraging the action of eating males

people are so creative 

anyways

sorry for not being very active lately

first semester was kinda buns

like, my behavior record will never be the same 

but that's halfway the school's fault cuz their rules are insanely uneeded

i got kicked out of class, sent to the office, four detentions, 20 hrs of community service and an office referal for sitting on a stupid freaking table

and I wasn't even sitting on it bro 

I was leaning

like this

and I got kicked off the cheer team

cuz of some stupid senior snitch with no life who happened to be in the bathroom on a day that I made some not very good choices

who also got kicked of the team earlier in the season

but the good news is I was already planning on quitting

so basically it doesn't count 

but yea

second semester is honestly going a lot better tho

trust 

we're done misbehaving

gotta think abt the future 

anyways

you guys should definitely listen to cannibal 

it's a really good song 

Answer 1

reading the title with absolutely no context 

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Fr lol

Answer 2

wait i lwk kinda know the tiktok dance

oh yes szaaaa

r ur teachers rascist or smth bc wdym 20 hrs of community service

its like u killed somebody

girl im praying second semester goes better for u 

like dang 

Comments

nah cuz I lwk break out doing that dance at random times during the day 

i'm pretty sure the huzz thinks I have schizophrenia or smth atp

these teachers lwk p m 0 bro 

like I get they have to have rules and stuff but likeee

overreacting much?

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righttt its a voicestim

WAIT WHAT HUZZ TELL ME

yh i think theyre jealous gng...

ive been waiting to use this pic sooo

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 those darn voicestims 

no don't talk about the huzz 

there is no huzz anymore

he's gone 

done 

nah cuz like i'm actually crashing out rn 

he got a haircut 

but not just a normal haircut

nope, the idiot decided to go and buzz it all

and as if that wasn't quiet enough, he just NEEDED to go and bleach it too 

WHEN HE'S ALREADY A NATURAL BLOND 

no cuz it's actually really bad 

he didn't use toner either so his head is like bright orange now 

but he was so adorable before he got the haircut 

I walked into 2nd period friday, it was 9:10 am on a friday morning, and the first thing I saw when I walked into that class was this guy's radioactive orange buzzcut 

I lwk just had to back out of the room slowly, and call my friend who was walking to my class

bro I was breaking down in tears in the middle of the hallway 

no joke

and some teacher started screaming at me for being on my phone 

but like it's not my fault that i'm having a midlife crisis

bro it was actually like my whole future went up in flames right before me 

like I thought we would get married, and have children, and grow old together, and lose our hair of old age together... 

but ig this idiot had other plans 

idk ig all the wrestling guys are doing it 

and ik he's in wrestling 

but I never thought he would fall victim to this plague 

I mean, he's in geometry and chemistry as a freshman, and in my school that's really impressive 

and he's taking ap computer science 

so I thought he was smart enough to know how stupid the hair cut is

so likeee 

and he also goes to church 

but apparently he skipped church last night to commit this crime that's living on his head 

which is lwk a really big red flag  

it looks so bad 

i'm not even kidding 

like ik i'm dramatic about some things but I'm being so fr here

this guy's hair is horrendous 

I mean he might as well have bleached a giant S on his forehead 

for stupid 

i'm breaking up with him 

i'm done, I can't do it anymore 

and I don't think he even knows that we're dating, but idc, we're breaking up 

anyways 

 it's awful

nah cuz the teachers are def jealous

they have no life and we do, so they have to go and ruin ours 

Answer 3

The title omg pls hewlp meh 

Answer 4

Girl the title 

I have a cannibal obsession too though  

Ok getting in trouble for leaning on a table is insane  

and tbh the cheerleader honestly sounds like my “friend” that’s always snitching and getting me in trouble

Also I love cannibal I made a Jennifer’s body edit with it The other day :D

Comments

We dont talk about the hotel here

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Y? Lol

Answer 5

So reading the title of this post out of context was so cool 

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Answer 6

The title...

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yeah

that definately was not my brightest moment

Answer 7

Hey dogliver 

I always lean on stuff, getting in trouble for that is crazy

Comments

hey seal guy 

bro it's actually depressing 

it's like they expect me to act like the British royalty or smth

but

newsflash

we live in America, we have a racist president who basically declared war on his own country and has his own army to pick people up off the streets and hold them captive, and pretty much our entire lives are in this rectangular device that we carry around everywhere

so yeah

definately not british royalty

sorry guys 

Answer 8

fbi seeing the title: 

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no wait 

I didn't mean it like that I swear

Answer 9

Interesting music..

20 hours of community service?!

Girl why are you doing lettuce ToT 

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Ill eat ya up 

Nom nom nom 

*steals that seniors wig* 

Hooodeeeheeeeeeeeeeheeeeee

Comments

FOR REAL

i feel like a juvinial delinquent every time they send me to pick up trash or wtv

and it's with all these other juveniles kids

who have actually done some pretty bad stuff

there's this one guy I was talking to and he was in there for stealing a bunch of stuff from a store and then throwing rocks and sh through the window

and he asked me what I did

and imagine his surprise when I said I was in there for leaning on a table