Uhhh..............................................
I don't hate kids. My nieces (two and four) are awesome. The older one absolutely loves being near me, and I love hanging out with her. She also says the most out of pocket things that are just totally hilarious, and she makes fun of how short I am, and it's kind of an inside joke between us. I always buy my nieces juice boxes, and I love them.
Also, kids are great.