How to fall asleep (tutorial)

Question

Step 1. Turn off the lights in your room

Step 2. lay in bed

Step 3. Get under the covers

Step 4. close your eyes

step 5. only move around for the first 5 minutes of trying to sleep so you can find the most comfortable position

Step 6. stop stressing about overthinking, your thoughts don't keep you up, unnecessary stress does

Step 7. stay still

Step 8. stop caring about going to sleep just & go to sleep

Step 9. (I need a filler step to get to 10)

Step 10. Sleep

Answer 1

"man I'm so tired I couldn't sleep for days"

"dw twin I got u, tap into that new sleep phonk"
"are you [MEOW]ing stupid? how is phonk gonna make me-"
*snoring sounds*

(IYKYK)

Answer 2

Guys it worked I’m typing this while I’m asleep

Answer 3

OMG I FINALLY FOUND THE TUTORIAL AFTER 15 YEARS!??!!?!? GUYS I CAN FINALLY SLEEP!

Answer 4

"corvette-x-kedi"

Comments

oh god...........

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I knew it

Wait...

Corvette gona be my main acc too

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"too"!?

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@YOA

How many main acc can u have 

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@TaterTot

whenever kedi gets a new partner, he becomes my main acc

like she adopted me in a way bruh

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I love that lol

Answer 5

how about the first step be “take melatonin”

Also some people just can’t sleep sometimes

There’s several sleep disorders out there

-Ivy

Comments

How do people genuinely find a way to turn everything ableist or wtv

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@HolyCortisolSpike fr like only YOU know how to tweak it for yourself, if you need melatonin because you know you have a disorder then add it to the list 

Answer 6

Welp, I have this really cool story to share. So last Friday i was wal- ZZZZZZZZZZ

OMG IT WORKS HOW KEHDIEIAOIWOEBERNUDNEBITKITRADFEGRVNNFNDKK)#(&$^$^&*)$)($&%$#%^&*()(*&^$#$%^&

Have a good da-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

-GryffindorCat (she/they)

Answer 7

Interesting...................... OH I GOTTA DO STEP TEN! I keep on forgetting to do that step. So that's what I've been doing wrong. I see now.

Answer 8

I have a sleeping like disorder thing idk

my dad gave it to me