Why not?

Question

Alright guys, I've decided to tell you my actual birthday instead of being vague and tell you it's May.

I was born on the 20th.

I now find it stupid to gatekeep my birthdate, because no one is going to take that and find my exact location, my government name, and my social security number lol

Unless...

Nahhh

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Answer 1

Thanks, Now I Have Just The Right Amount Of Information To Find Your Exact Coordinates! Expect Something Arriving To Your Residence Very Soon. 
(JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE)

Comments

No pls 

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Don't worry, I'm totally not sending something evil like an atomic bomb over there. Totally not... 

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What did I do to you man 

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I'm just feeling generous, everybody wants such an amazing gift delivered straight to them

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*sigh* Sign my name on it first