JOIN FROG SQUAD NOW

Question

JOIN AND BECOME AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE FROG SQUAD.

Requirements to join:

-Must be over -2 years old.

-Must swear the Frog oath(see below) with one hand on The Book of Frog.

-Must add a frog(optionally a toad, as long as you still say it’s a frog) somewhere in pfp*

-Must submit to Frog, as Frog is the rightful ruler of the galaxy.

*unless unreg

Sign here to join:

@____________

Upon the signage of this  contract, you may or may not transform into a frog via a very painful process. You will also never be able to sue Frog Squad, or receive a re-fund.

FROG OATH:

I, human, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

BOOK OF FROG:

JOIN FROG SQUAD NOW

Before it’s to late

Answer 1

I, Hermes, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@Hermes

Answer 2

I would've loved to join the frog sqaud... But I change my mind...
i AM NOT PAYING 5 BILLION DOLLARS TO THE FROG SQAUD LEADER, AND, SADLY, I WILL NOT OBEY EVERY SINGLE WISH OR WANT/NEED THE FROG HAS...

And I will not be putting a frog in me profile :D.

Answer 3

I, human, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@FROG.CAT.PLANT.SNACKS.exe