Relatable/Funny School-Related Posts (Sorry I'm copying you Gem)

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asked May 14, 2019 in Preteen /Tween Club by LunaLight (165k points)

First day of school : 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 10 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks

Middle of March : 1 pencil you found on the ground.

Teacher : How can we keep the school clean?

Me : Stay at home.

It's funny how if you get an A on your test your grade goes up like 2% but If you get an F it goes down like the Titanic.

You can give me 27 years to do my homework, I still wouldn't get it done until the night before.

Procrastination? No. I just wait till last minute because I'll be older, and therefore wiser.

Procrastination (verb) What you're doing now.

I hate teachers who give homework over break, like do you not know what a break is? Let me demonstrate it on your neck.

When me and my friends are together, we act like the most mentally retarded people on earth.

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4 Answers

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answered May 15, 2019 by -GEMHeart- (350k points)

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Yes, for all of them. However, with the last, replace friends with brothers XD

commented May 15, 2019 by LunaLight (165k points)

With my half-bro I normally get a bit of social anxiety when he's home because he always brings his girlfriend, and with my mom, my dad, my bro, his gf all in the same room with me I feel really crowded, so I can't relate. But with my friends Lillian and Bailey and a couple others who joined our group of friends we act super retarded and just talk about memes and be stupid.

commented May 16, 2019 by -GEMHeart- (350k points)

That's what me and my sibs do. Being homeschooled I don't have many actual friends (I do have a few but we live far away now). My bros and sis and I just gather in a room sometimes and start talking about books and animes and memes made for them and act super dumb. XD

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+1 vote

answered Aug 13, 2021 by Thalia

Exactly
Lolz
Cool
Why is this me !!!!!!
Lol
Umm
Umm Uh oh
I don't have any close freinds

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+1 vote

answered Jul 10, 2020 by human

ALL OF THESE ARE SO FREAKING RELATABLE!! especially the last one... except I don’t need company to act mentally retarded, that’s my natural state XD

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+1 vote

answered May 29, 2020 by C.Clay (27.5k points)

I could relate to all of them.

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