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Why did Steve cross the road?

 

 

 

 

To get to the other MINE

Share your Minecraft jokes on this post.
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
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Lol
by 🌟 Mystic (283k points)
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Real Knee-Slapper XD

Oml this post is older... ANYWAYS...

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by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
 
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Why can’t you bring the Ender Dragon to the start of a movie?

Because it will only go to the End of a movie!
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That is a good joke!
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
Get it?
by 🧙 Wizard (712k points) [mod]
Yes!
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
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Yay! minecraft-sword

by 🧙 Wizard (712k points) [mod]
How do you get the Minecraft emojis?
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
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Click on the smiley face and scroll down.
by 🧙 Wizard (712k points) [mod]

Thanks!minecraftminecraftfigureminecraft-sword

by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
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Your welcome!
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XD
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This is legit cool: minecraft-swordminecraftminecraftfigure

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