"PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD"
"the sun is a tasty snack the sun is a deadly laser."
"I love my computer. All of my friends are inside it."
"Lamp"
"Behold our sun"
"I CAN DIVIDE BY BIOGRAPHIES"
"The World Machine said something about Niko being locked in a basement."
"Wait did Donnie just invent the Roomba"
"Child, your Nintendo is not thirsty. It does not need orange juice."
"Who would win? The savior of a dying world or a flat bread."
"Hi welcome to the dumpster fire"
"Two hundred and seventy buckets of water in my basement"
"OUGH BY THE BARRENS NO ANYTHING BUT EUROPE"
