I did what mcnerd requested plus some other ones!
Insulter:Your a noob
Me: Wow! I didn’t know we were twins.
OR
Insulter:Your a noob
Me: *fights them in game and wins* Who’s the noob now?
Insulter:Your short
Me: Hello Mr/Ms/Mx Mount Everest. Are you having a good day?
OR
Insulter: Your short
Me: Ok? So what?
Insulter: Did I ask?
Me: You just did
Insulter: I can’t stand you
Me: Then sit down
Want anymore?