they got sent to the IKEA sanctuary
welcome to the IKEA shelter. we have free peace and infinite supplies of Vilhelm Moberg books (please do not read more than 65 pages or else you will act like you’re in the books, stay safe. we had Jimmy who now thinks he’s Karl-Oskar from The Emigramts) for all Nordic enthusiasts ages 12 to 18 regardless of their heritage. and giant moomin plushies. this is a sanctuary for us Nordic kiddos who need hjelp. You can stay here as long as you can (unless Kalmar Union 2.0 happens) we shelter from the crusty problems in your life. if you're judged for your nordicness, youre Velkomenn. If you got an sleep in the showrooms because YOU need sleep after studying Nordic history for the last 4 hours (I’m looking at you, Inga… It’s been 7 hours now). we also have meatballs (and other Nordic foods.) which you will also need to eat and we play a 24/7 Nordic folk music radio and reanaction centers FOR EVERY NORDIC HISTORY ERA. WE ALSO HAVE FREE NORDIC LANGUAGE CLASSES AND WE SUPPORT SÁPMI INDEPENDENCE come to the IKEA shelter for no uff da moments (Guareanteed, ask Carly for more info.) All entrances are free.
