~ Banning Thread ~

Question

Howdy! I'm trying to revive this :)

Banning people for whatever reason you can think of! The more absurd, the better. (no we are not actually banning people.)

Here are some examples I got off of the old banning thread hehe

(Y'ALL I NEARLY DIED OF LAUGHTER AND NOSTALGIA WHEN I PULLED UP THE OLD THREAD GAHAHAHAH)

Comments

I ban Joel for having too much rizz

I ban Elo for having little to no rizz

I ban everyone because when life gives you lemons make Limenade.

Or just pour the juice in someone's eyes. I really wouldn't care either way.

Answer 1

IT BEGINS AGAIN >:D

I ban Esie because she wants to be a firework.

Comments

I ban nobi because I made no such insinuation.

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I ban Esie because *brings up the Summoning Nobi post with the OneShot roleplay*

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I ban Nobi for impersonating gumball staff

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I ban nobi because relativity?

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I ban Esie because Einstein 

I ban Reuel because I am the boss of the staff, being Gumball and all >:]

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I ban Nobi because my cousin dragged me into the rats smp qwq

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I ban nobi for making me use my last brain cell reading this.

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I ban Esie because I just wrote a poetic song on your Last Answer Wins post that probably won't be understood but it's kind of like a stream of thought.

I ban Mel because why is your brain in a cell what did it do—

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Hehe

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Hehehehazscswaxdffvvmikmjhnybtrftvfvfdcxdszssdcdceebtybtggbyhmjmlf—

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I ban nobi for trying to know the mysteries of my brain cells

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I ban Mel because are they in Alcatraz 

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I've never heard that word except in batman...

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Alcatraz is an inactive prison on an island.

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Ive only heard the word Island in movies :D

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Is that all you hear or—

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I ban nobi because i stayed up until 2 am last night rewatching Maze Runner for the seventh time.

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I ban Alpha because of movies

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I ban Esie because it started when an alien device did what it did.

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I ban Mel_Twilight for banning the only Alpha on KT

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I ban nobi for talking about aliens

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I ban Mel because it stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid.

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I ban nobi for changing his pfp from the amazing gumald to an unformatted roblox shirt :)

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I ban Reuel because I'm a she x3

And also, its Shikamaru    a   e   s   t   h   e   t   i   c

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I ban nobi for making zero sense

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I ban Nobi for calling me Reuel and not Alpha :D

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I ban Reuel because I interchange when I want to x3

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I ban Nobi for trying to make emojis out of letters and numbers :D

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I ban Reuel for trying to make emojis out of colons and letters :D

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I ban nobi for hypocrisy:D and

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I ban Reuel because my middle name is Hypocrisy :D

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I ban Nobi for talking out of his place after he literally named himself NobodyImportant.

Hehehee

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I ban Reuel because you are now intentionally using the wrong pronouns for me x3

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Omw im really sorry I legit have always thought u were a boy till u told me Im still getting used to the fact that u are a girl. Sorry.

Also I ban you for calling me Reuel x3 times in a row.  :D

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I ban Reuel because it is fine, and also, I will call him Reuel for a fourth time :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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5th cuz u said it twice. I ban u for that:D

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I ban Reuel because I don't know if these are genuine smiles we are exchange or sarcastic ones :D

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I ban you for not knowing that sarcastic and genuine are the same thing in my world :D

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I ban Reuel because it is illegal to have your own world under communism, comrade :D

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I wanted this to be the longest comment chain but ur last punch brought me down....

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I ban all of you for the nonsense that you have created

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I ban both of you because I'm covering my ears like a kid, and when your words mean nothing I go "la la la". I'm turning up the volume when you speak, and if my heart can't stop it, I find a way to block it.

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I ban you for copyright ©️ infringement.

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I’m banning you for not listening to my amazing insights like the water is orange not blue.

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Actually, the water is yellow :D

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I ban you both because y'all are wrong, it's green like the acidic blood of my enemies.

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*chillz*

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I ban Reuel because he doesn't know what to think of my comebacks x3

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I ban nobi for having a h8lariously funny pfp.

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I ban Reuel because thank you :D

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I ban you because yes