11:34 am, Eva's house
I saw Carly's post about visiting the Dork Diaries website, so I said, Heck, why not?
I have PTSD now....
I went to the "SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DREAM GUY MAKER UWU"
me who likes a girl:
![](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/?qa=blob&qa_blobid=9310388680809637640)
EGEHGEHEGEHGHGEHEGEHEGEGE I WISH I COULD SLAP MY 10-MID-11 YEAR OLD SELF FOR BEING OBSESSED WITH THESE.. THESE..... MONSTROSITY
I USED BE LIKE, Carly why you no like dorc diarays they slay omg sqeee
Now i'm like okay i get you now my skibidi gigachad grimace shake sigma tax rizzler one of my besties on kt
Anyway, enough blabbing.
I'm gonna play the game.
11:38
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I like basically all animals but cat ig
Okay I got a "spoonful of shyness"
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i like the piano
"lets add some smarts" mhm, my crush is very smrt
unlike this website :sob:
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I like roses
"LeT's aDd sOmE cCp sPicE"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO CRINGE
I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DRAWING PJO ARTWORK OR PLAYING ROBLOX INSTEAD OF WATCHING THIS BRAINROT (hjelp me im turning into a boomer)
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.....yay
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EW
EW
EW
EW
EW
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW NAH BRO-
11:45
Time for the next cringe fest
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i am going to swear word myself for clicking on this website
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yay some inclusitivity
they added the "him/her"
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i accidently chose sometimes
I meant to choose the one behind it
welp
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bru
okay I don't go to school and neither does she (we're part of the same homeschool group) but I have taken classes with her ![a-= a-=](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-=$.gif)
11:50
ight
moving on
Hmmm...
Which monster of a game shall I play next....
WAIT
NAHHHH
![](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/?qa=blob&qa_blobid=16055860774926119085)
I DID THE QUIZ AGAIN FOR MY FRIEND (who does like me and I know it already) AND IT SAID
MORE
THAN
FRIENDS
BROOOOO IM 2 YEARS OLDER THAN HIM
DOUBLE BROOOOOO HE'S ACTUALLY ANNOYING 1/3 OF THE TIME
TRIPLE BROOOOO I DO NOT LIKE HIM LIKE THAT
HELP ME IM SOBBING
Anyhoo, I'm doing the "WHICH DORK DIARIES CHARACTER ARE YOU???? SQQQEEE" quiz
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I chose book because I'm a nerd and proud of it ![fart fart](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-fart.gif)
![snooty snooty](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-snooty.gif)
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I chose hang out at the mall even though I can't go there by myself
I would like to though
Also, because I am such a flirt, I've never called my crush (I know, honey, don't cry! I know I have more rizz than you
), we just text excessively.
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Mkay but what is that man doing on the "goofy" one-
I chose goofy
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Losing my friends
Second to that one would be bad grades
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Relax and draw
If "play roblox aimlessly while talking to your bff and being chaotic and never visiting this stupid website again" was a choice, I'd choose that one ;-;
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Shopping ig
Shopping would include buying all of the above if I wanted to so that was a kinda weird choice to put on there ![wondering wondering](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-emoticon-00112-wondering.gif)
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Cute accessories
BUT I HATE MY HAIR
IT'S TOO LONG
AND MY MOM WON'T CUT IT UNLESS I CLEAN MY ROOM
AND I AM CURRENTLY IN PAIN (don't ask I'm not ready to announce the reason to the whole universe
)
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Why Nikki would invite Mackenzie is beyond me but whatever
My family+friends
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Ask if they wanna sit with me :)
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FOR THE LOVE OF SKIBIDI
I WANNA BE AN ACTRESS, FASHION DESIGNER, AUTHOR AND A KID FOREVER
*cries in identidy crisis
Ig i'll choose actress
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH
NAH BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls into the void while screaming nah bro*
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bro
why does it kinda kinda just a teenie bit match me
but I'm not addicted to hot guys or my diary so im just gonna lea-
*leaves chat*
Anyway, I hope y'all listen to my words of warning.
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, VISIT THIS WEBSITE
UNLESS YOU WANNA DIE OF CRINGE AND MAKE A LONG-AS-THE-FALL-TO-TARTARUS POST ON A CRINGE PLACE WITH THE BEST PEOPLE IN HUMANITY
excuse me as I go contemplate my life-
~Eva~