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It's MYSTERY MEAT BABY

I haven't been here since January

I miss shredded cheese.

Also am I the only Kidztalker who dosent know what cholera is I mean I'm 9 but I feel so lonely

I'm starting 4th Grade soon

I stole my bald Jeff Bezos lookimg sister (Inga's) Money for lankybox merch

8 Answers

0 votes
by 🌟 Mystic (372k points)
Not the lankybox merch
0 votes
by 💫 Luminary (153k points)
MIHKELL IM NOT BALD
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
....

he needs help
0 votes
by 🌟 Mystic (284k points)
I got cholora and had explosive diarrhea /j
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Dysentery???
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
prob
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Very
1 vote
by 🌟 Mystic (344k points)
You like lankybox?

*gets serious brain damage from being confused too much*
0 votes
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
CHOLERAAAAAAAAAAAA

SCURVY IS MY LIFE

Basically we turned diseases into a joke
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Why did I read this as a rock song-
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
1
(Chorus)

CHOLERAAAAAAAAA
SCURVY IS MY LIFE
TYPHOID KILLS PEOPLE RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES

CHOLERAAAAAAAAA
SCURVY IS MY LIFE
I REALLY NEED HELP FROM MY STRIFE

CHOLERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

(Michael Jackson Ow)

(Base line like bum bum (pause) bum bum)

WE NEED HELP
AS BRAIN ROTS WE SURVIVE
BUT OUR DETERIORATING BRAIN CELLS
DON'T KEEP US ALIVE
THIS LIFE IS FLEETING
THIS LIFE IS SHORT
SO WE NEED HELP AS A COHORT
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
1
10/10 song

What's it called
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
We Need Help
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
1
Real
0 votes
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
Cholera is an infection of the small intestine (not intensive) that’s spread by unsafe food and water.

Also, good for you. I send LankyBox videos to troll my friends.
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Bruh he's 9 years old we don't need to let him cook

Also you forgot to mention 19th Century Sweden
by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
Oh yeah! 19th century Sweden doesn’t exist as there are only -9999999999 centuries in this world.
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
1
But 19th century Sweden has cholera
2 votes
by 🌠 Star Seer (972k points)
Cholera=Tasty water
0 votes
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)

HEEHOO MIHKELL

ALSO YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHOLERA IS ITS A TEEN THING moneyface

by

HAHA moneyface

some bullies from my school texted me and told me to get deported clownT_T

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
I go to A Hispanic school so the Hispanic kids are the ones destroying everyone else

God I hate being Venezuelan (I have nothing to flex)
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Sofia Vergara (I'm pretty sure that's how you spell her last name) is from Venezuela.
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Shes Colombian
by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)
Really?
I could have sworn she said she was from Venezuela... Huh.
by

@nobi

THE DISRESPECT IS CRAZY. She is Colombian 

(This is satire btw)

by 👑 Grand Master (2.44m points)

(Oh thank goodness, I thought you were actually mad at me a-^^)

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
No we arent mad Nobi

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