Hello my kitties, today I will be putting some Technoblade quotes!
Quotes:
"Oh no there goes his front lawn, his retail value has gone from $5 to 3"
"NO SPIDERMAAN NOOO"
"You wont find my house, it goes to another school"
"Hehe NOT EVEN CLOSE BABEH, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES"
(Please note the "he" and "they" in this sentence is referring to zombies) Technoblade:"He just stepped on the turtle eggs!" Dream:"Yeah they do that" Technoblade:"for fun?"
Technoblade:*jumps on Lilly pads on his horse* *game kicks him with a message that reads "flying is not enabled on this server"* Technoblade:"EXCUSE ME!?!?! ARE YOU SAYIN MY HORSE CAN TAKE FLIGHT?!?!?"
Technoblade:"this man doesn't even have a house, he just shows up ominously at other ppl's houses"
(DreamXD):"I can grant 1 wish" Technoblade:"can I have a bell?" (Dream):TECHNO (DreamXD):*gives Technoblade a bell* (Dream):WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR A BELL?!?!? (Technoblade):"I wanted a bell" (Dream):"YOU COULD'VE WISHED US OUT OF HERE"
(Technoblade):"What would you like in return Tommy?" (Tommyinnit):"I want you to scream at the top of your lungs" (Technoblade):*SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY*
Aight thats all I can remember at the moment, remember that Technoblade never dies.
R.i.P. Techno
