Fundraiser!

Question

Please, everyone, I-Dont-Even-Know-Anymore and I want to save up to buy Rick Riordan! We want to force him to write Percy Jackson books for us..

Or else someone’s husband eventually GETS IT bluey ref im sorry I had to 

to help support our cause, please comment”“ with the sum of money your going to donate. For example, “ 5,028,628 dollars”! 

Please help our charity and donate money to the Buy Our Uncle foundation!

Thank you!

Answer 1

I don't have Rick Riordan but....

You can keep him, he's Hawt-.

Comments

Nonononononono, THIS guy is hot…

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BAD ELO NO

DOWN SIT BAD ELO

>:(

(ironic; as a dog, I'm the one saying sit XD)

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Why does he always look like he is COVERED in sweat

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hElL nAh

jAiL

tHE aGE GaP

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Come on, it’s only 49 years, at least it’s not 50!

2 months later

Don’t arrest me, the age gap is only—

Oops.

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No because this is wild

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We just love age gaps they are so cutesy and demure

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And uber preppy

Answer 2

i have 5 cents-?

Comments

Real 

Answer 3

697,180,2357,028,026,026,205,754,372I

oh wait

I only have 7 cents...

Comments

NOOOO

Answer 4

Infinite money

Comments

AAAAA TYSM

We can share Rick if u wanna

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Yes please I want to force him to make a new story with me in it lol

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Yes we can pay him 1 cent for every 15 years he works for us

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sounds fair

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Real

Answer 5

Im so broke so I'll give you 1 robux 

Ik I'm so generous 

Comments

Thanks kid ur so generous 

Answer 6

You guys didn’t tell me about this????

Here you are

 999,999,999.00 

Comments

Thanks kiddo

Answer 7

 -9999999999999999999999999 dollars

That means I pull infinite money out of your fundraiser, and now I am the richest person in the universe. Deal with it. 

Comments

I’m literally going to eat you alive

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*hacks your bank account and steals the money back*

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@Eva *proceeds to text ???*

@Athena *proceeds to text ???*

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???’s response:

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BRO YOU LITTLE

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What the shittake mushroom

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I just saw those mushrooms at my local Safeway today.

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Bruh

Answer 8

I have a few nickels-

Comments

So real tho. How are you doing btw?

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I'm actually doing alr for once,