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in The Corvettefan Show! by 🪞 Light Weaver (93.1k points)

Post your funniest and favorite Corvette Quotes! Don't be mean! Have fun!

This next one has me dying cuz he ran for prez. (and lost)

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by 🪐 Master (1.79m points)
 
Best answer

I have a screenshot that traumatizes me

so lets be traumatized togethergrin

also proof he doesn't touch grass

by 🪞 Light Weaver (93.1k points)
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lol the first one has me dying
by 🪐 Master (1.79m points)
1

I know me tooT_T

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (208k points)
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same
0 votes
by 🔥 Spellbinder (144k points)

this one T_T

1 vote
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
This is so funny, I'm such a funny guy. I make the best quotes lol
by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
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Not wrong..

-Ivypool
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
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@ivy

:D
by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
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Hey, you're not wrong. You do make the funniest quotes out of everyone I know on KT. In reality, combining people I know on KT and people I know irl, you come out in 2nd place for funniest quotes. First place is Jayce, the class clown of my class

-Ivypool
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
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Me and Jayce have beef now.
by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
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Yeah, and he ain't gonna wanna mess with you.

First, you're older. He's 11, like me, and you're what, 15? 16?

Second, he couldn't diss someone if his life depended on it. All his roasts are very, and I mean, VERY weak, to the point where when he tries to roast my ex-bff, Aurora, I just laugh because what he's saying is funny, not hurtful

And third, he can't go anywhere without Nick, Ayden, and Connor with him. He couldn't even stand up to you by himself. So yeah, he ain't gonna mess with you. And tbh, if you and him ever come into contact, I'ma be there with Quinnley, Willa, Eden, Paige, and Amelia, and I'm gonna have popcorn, and I'ma say to Quinnley "hold my popcorn" and I'm gonna walk up to Ayden, cuss him out, then kick him, then turn to Nick, and shove him in the way of a nice, big truck. Preferably a semi truck, but a pickup truck works too. Then I'll make up a story with Quinnley, and then I'll drag Connor to the police, put that story into action, make it sound real, then he'll get arrested and go to court, then I'll have Quinnley as my witness to whatever the story is, and then Connor will go to jail. Then you and Jayce can handle things and I'll stand there with my friends and eat my popcorn and watch as you diss him and he runs to his mommy, crying. Oh, and be sure to punch him or smth like that. I wanna see the look on his face when that happens

Moderators this is all a joke

-Ivypool

by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
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lol he seems like such a loser
by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
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He really is a loser. And he's the one who is ALWAYS shouting "67" and "chicken jockey" across the classroom, and it's SO ANNOYING, to the point where I'd love to smack him in the face and say "Shut up, you annoying little brat."

He is a loser, and a very annoying one too.

So he is very unlucky to have beef with you Lol

He'd probably just run to his mommy right away and be like "Mommy I'm s-scared!"

-Ivypool
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
Haha! Don't let yourself get intimidated by that guy.
by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
1
He isn't intimidating in the slightest bit Lol

-Ivypool
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)

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by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
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Too... Many... Watermelons... *faints*

-Ivypool
by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)

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by 🔥 Spellbinder (117k points)
Ack- Not the watermelon army!

*Watermelon army leaps forward and swarms her. She kicks, bites, and punches, but it's not use. The lead watermelon unsheathes his sword and charges at her. She thinks "At least I went down fighting" as she faints*

-Ivypool
5 votes
by 🌠 Star Seer (948k points)

"Doglover calls the shots, us mortals, we're forced to embrace the chaos."

I love this one!  :D

by 🧙 Wizard (692k points)
2
I might have to use that-

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