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sooooooo

im going rollerskating with my friendos tmrw 

so if I vanish from the face of the world, i hope yall know that i fell, broke my skull open, and died moneyface

cuz i dont know how to skate haha rip me 

see yall in tartar sauce salute

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I’m here to rescue you, my luv /p

So…uh, depending on the type of roller-skating shoes you are wearing, there may be a break on the back or front. 

Or you could do the T-stop; which looks like this:

And I recommend holding on to something/be next to a wall; so that if you fall you have something close to stable yourself.

Please don’t go fast praying-hands

And wear protection gear. 

This message is sponsored by (me) a former rollerskaterist 

Have fun!

REMEMBER NOT TO DIE

Ilysm /p 

by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
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kewl, I didn’t know you used to skate :0 

TYSM FOR COMING TO MY RESCUE moneyface

ill let you know if i survive!! Ilysm/p 

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Mh, yeah. I used to roller skate the first two? Years I moved to where I live rn. So like 3-4 years ago.

Anytime luv /p

Ilysm to /p
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by 📜Sage (1.35m points)
Hi practically dead i’m ricky
by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
Hi Ricky im practically dead
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by 👑 Grand Master (2.21m points)
One time I went roller skating when I was 8, it didn’t end well to say the very least.

Haven’t gone so since.
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by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)

eva dw if anything happens i would be honored to hold ur funeraldisappointed

by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
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it would be an honor disappointed

by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)

just tell me ur fav color, flowers, coffin, and food and songs you would likedisappointed

by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
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green, roses, a gold plated coffin (cuz im js baller like that moneyface), Oreos and French fries, and 90s rock (Nirvana, The Cranberries, stuff like that) disappointed 

by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)

Ok just let me know if you made it or not to start planning invitesdisappointed

by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
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I’m currently at the rink and am half dead disappointed

I fell on my ahh rly hard 

twice 

by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)
Wait so funeral or no?
by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
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yeah I’m dead now disappointed

so is my ahh disappointed

by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)
OMG NOOOOO

MY EVAAAAA

EVA FUNERAL?!?!
by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
1

yep disappointed

by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)
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OH NOOOOT_T

My baddie nooo

I’ll get to planning thendisappointed

by 🌟 Mystic (315k points)
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oooooo! I will attend
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by 🌠 Star Seer (864k points)
One time, last January (2024) I got a concussion when I was snowboarding, I was going down maybe 20 mph and I accidentally leaned too far forwards and I fell and yeah
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by 🌟 Mystic (315k points)
KEDI YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
by 🪐 Master (1.78m points)
AN EVA FUNERAL?!?!
2 votes
by 💫 Luminary (186k points)
I've been dead since September 21 2023
by 🌠 Star Seer (930k points)
1
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