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JOIN AND BECOME AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF THE FROG SQUAD.

Requirements to join:

-Must be over -2 years old.

-Must swear the Frog oath(see below) with one hand on The Book of Frog.

-Must add a frog(optionally a toad, as long as you still say it’s a frog) somewhere in pfp*

-Must submit to Frog, as Frog is the rightful ruler of the galaxy.

*unless unreg

Sign here to join:

@____________

Upon the signage of this  contract, you may or may not transform into a frog via a very painful process. You will also never be able to sue Frog Squad, or receive a re-fund.

FROG OATH:

I, human, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

BOOK OF FROG:

JOIN FROG SQUAD NOW

Before it’s to late

7 Answers

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ago by 🃏 Illusionist (12.4k points)
I, Beenz, swear upon frog that I will 1. Do whatever frog wishes, 2. Never break the frog oath, and 3. Give the frog squad leader 5 billion dollars, on behalf of Frogs wishes

@DemonThatEatsUrSocks

      byee Ɛ>

      ~Creekpaws (Hex/Hem/Hez/Hei/Heir/Heirs/Fae/Faer/Per/Pers/Zi/Zir/Ey/Em/Eir/Bead/Beads/Lu/Lem/Les/Pez/Mako/Makos/Xe/Xir/Ve/Vem/Ae/Aer/Xy/Xym/Static/Statics/Pebble/Pebbles/Ne/Nem/Nir/Wy/Wyr/Wyrs/It/Its/Kiwi/Kiwis/Codec/Codes/Vae/Vaer/Moth/Moths/Trinket/Trinkets/De/Dem/Deir/El/Elm/Els/Pix/Pixes/Byte/Bytes/Dew/Dewdrop/Dewdrops/Ky/Kyr/Kyrs/Cy/Cyr/Cyrs/Rei/Rem/Reis/Reir/Fern/Ferns/Button/Buttons/Spark/Sparks/Moss/Mosses/Clover/Clovers/Rain/Rains/Syl/Syl/Syls/They/Them/Their)
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ago by 🪞 Light Weaver (85.5k points)

I, Crimson, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 billion dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@Crimson_the_thrian:3

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ago by 🔥 Spellbinder (118k points)

I, Summer, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

-Summer_is_chaos

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ago by ⚗️ Conjurer (18.0k points)

I, Noodles, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@Noodles

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ago by ⚡ Energy Weaver (229k points)

I, Hermes, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@Hermes

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ago by 🔮 Warlock (51.5k points)

I would've loved to join the frog sqaud... But I change my mind...
i AM NOT PAYING 5 BILLION DOLLARS TO THE FROG SQAUD LEADER, AND, SADLY, I WILL NOT OBEY EVERY SINGLE WISH OR WANT/NEED THE FROG HAS...


And I will not be putting a frog in me profile :D.

ago by 🪐 Master (1.63m points)
Agreed, I like toads way more anyway.
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ago by 🃏 Illusionist (14.5k points)

I, human, swear upon Frog that I will 1. Do whatever Frog wishes, 2. Never break the Frog oath, and 3. Give the Frog Squad leader 5 Billion Dollars, on the behalf of Frogs wishes.

@FROG.CAT.PLANT.SNACKS.exe

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