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You know the book Order of the flies?

Well...

Teacher: what dytopian book do kids get stuck on an island?

Me' Order of the Fries

Teacher: what?

Me:oops that's part of my  McDonald's order. No-one must know

Me*jumps out window and runs to McDonald's across the street and orders quarter pounder with bacon and cheese and a large fries. Runs back. Eats lunch."

#normalday

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That's not as normal as the order of the phoenix—

Phoenix: Harry!

Harry: Yes, Fawkes?

Phoenix: Get me a burger and fries, WITH A BUTTERBEER! That is an order!

*Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix*
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