weird random thought...

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if humans are made up of 70% water.. is drinking water..

CANIBALISM?!!?!?!?!

you'll probably not care- but, here ya go anyway!!!!<3

-Joel/Worm

Answer 1

Whats The other 30% : 

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you are 70% water and 30% person-

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Peanut butter.

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Yes. Some might be allergic to themselves,  hence peanut allergies. Which might lead to permanent asthma symptoms.

Lol idk I'm a nerd

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which then leads to: 

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Which then leads to decomposition, mourning, and eventually,  you become dirt.

Answer 2

This is kinda funny

Answer 3

So that’s why water is so-

I really don’t want to cause 8 billion people to move out of Earth so I won’t say the last part.

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Just say the last part, it can't be that bad x3

People want to move off of this planet anyway—

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No, it’s gonna be so bad, that even the most stubborn person will immediately move out.

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People are already plotting on Mars, just say what you were thinking x3

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But then I’ll be banned from Earth!

Answer 4

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Answer 5

O man you just made me want to barf

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Would you like a bag?

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How about a receipt?

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Do you want to donate your 2¢ left to children dying in Africa?

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How about you round up 20¢ for the Ronald McDonald Charity? Or make a wish?

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Ok your total will be 15 billion dollars, and due to tax, that brings you up a million. 15billion 1 million dollars please. 

"InFlAtaIoN"