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if humans are made up of 70% water.. is drinking water..

CANIBALISM?!!?!?!?!

you'll probably not care- but, here ya go anyway!!!!<3

-Joel/Worm



6 Answers

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by (155k points)
If you have to get your pinky amputated because of, say, frostbite, where do they put it? In the trash where it can be found at the dump? Have a funeral for it and bury it?
by (302k points)
that- that is a very strange question! :D
by (71.3k points)

they burn it!

:0000

(thanks science teacher)

by (964k points)
thanks akari, now im afraid of fingers getting removed...
by (71.3k points)

i will steal your fingers >:)

what-

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by (790k points)

Whats The other 30% : O_o

by (302k points)
+1
you are 70% water and 30% person-
by (964k points)
+1
Peanut butter.
by (99.4k points)
+1
Yes. Some might be allergic to themselves,  hence peanut allergies. Which might lead to permanent asthma symptoms.

Lol idk I'm a nerd
by (964k points)
+1

which then leads to: skull

by (99.4k points)
Which then leads to decomposition, mourning, and eventually,  you become dirt.
+1 vote
by (116k points)
This is kinda funny
+1 vote
by (964k points)
So that’s why water is so-

I really don’t want to cause 8 billion people to move out of Earth so I won’t say the last part.
by (530k points)
+1

Just say the last part, it can't be that bad x3

People want to move off of this planet anyway—

by (964k points)
+1
No, it’s gonna be so bad, that even the most stubborn person will immediately move out.
by (530k points)
+1
People are already plotting on Mars, just say what you were thinking x3
by (964k points)
But then I’ll be banned from Earth!
+1 vote
by (549k points)
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by (116k points)
+1
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+2 votes
by
O man you just made me want to barf
by (116k points)
+1
Would you like a bag?
by (99.4k points)
+3
How about a receipt?
by (114k points)
+1
Do you want to donate your 2¢ left to children dying in Africa?
by (99.4k points)
+1
How about you round up 20¢ for the Ronald McDonald Charity? Or make a wish?
by (99.4k points)

Ok your total will be 15 billion dollars, and due to tax, that brings you up a million. 15billion 1 million dollars please. 

"InFlAtaIoN"finger-up




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