1. TMNTMM, or Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem.
2. I was born in the USA, and I never left.
3. I dunno. I can do a side-eye, but I don’t know about a bombastic one. (And yes, I know what that is)
4. Three months, which actually feels like 1 second, or 99999999 years, depending on the color of the alphanumeric code.