Mad Lib!

Question

I wrote this one a while ago. Here ya go hehhehhehehehehhe

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Once on a _________________ (adjective) day there was a rainbow in the _______________ (noun). It looked perfectly like an ordinary rainbow. Except that when anyone ______________ (verb, past tense) at it, they became a ________________ (noun).

     The _____________ (plural noun) looked really _______________ (adjective). Their ________________ (plural noun) were human-like. That was really the only thing about them that was similar to non-_______________ (last plural noun used). When they walked they lifted one ___________ (body part) up, set it back down, and repeated the process with the other ______________ (last body part used). 

     It’s kind of similar when they lift things. Their ______________ (body part) were lower than their hands. And they did it slowly, in a _________________ (adjective) way. They did everything in a __________________ (last adjective used) way. 

     When those people became _______________ (noun), they had ________________ (adjective) ________________ (personality, trait). They were probably ______________ (last trait used, comparative) than the ______________ (last trait used, superlative) human. But even then, they couldn’t _____________ (verb, past tense) out what turned them into _____________ (noun). They couldn’t even remember they were ever humans. Once they became _______________ (last noun used, plural), the rainbow was invisible to them. They couldn’t ________________ (verb, past tense) it.

     So the humans were ____________ (noun) for a long time, probably ___________ (number higher than one) years. Then one day, another rainbow showed up in the ______________ (noun). It was even _____________ (adjective, comparative)  than the first one. It was more _______________ (adjective). This rainbow wasn’t invisible to the _____________ (last noun used, plural). (All of the rainbows that __________________ [verb, past tense] were invisible to the _______________ [plural noun], so they had never _______________ [verb, past tense] one.) 

     This rainbow was bright enough that the robots didn’t even have to _______________ (verb, past tense) at the ______________ (noun) to know that there was something ______________ (adjective). When they _________________ (verb, past tense) up, they _________________ (verb, past tense) the rainbow. It was the _____________ (adjective, superlative) thing they had ever _________________ (verb, past tense). 

     They _________________ (adjective, having to do with time) became human again. 

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CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE GOOFIEST ANSWERS IN THE WORLD HEHE

Answer 1

Once on a vermillion day, there was a rainbow in the toilet. It looked like an ordinary rainbow, except that when anyone blew raspberries at it, they became a bombastic side-eye.

The eyes looked really scrumptious, and their fingers were human-like. That was really the only thing about them that was similar to non-bombastic side-eye.

When they walked, they lifted one-sixteenth of their brain up, set it back down, and repeated the process with the other parts of the brain. It's kind of similar when they left things. Their shoulders were lower than their hands. And they did it slowly, in a bearded way.

They did everything in a bearded way. When those people became hot sauce, they had lucky envy. They were probably more envious than most envious. But even then, they couldn't have figured out what turned them into tax-collectors. They couldn't even remember that they were ever humans.

Once they became tax collectors, the rainbow was invisible to them. They couldn't cut it.

So, the humans were Belgian for a long time, probably for six hundred thousand years.

Then one day, another rainbow showed up in the International Space Station. It was even more unusual than the last one. It was more sunny. This rainbow wasn't invisible to the International Space Stations . (All of the rainbows that ran were invisible to the sausages, so they had never exploded one.)

This rainbow was bright enough that the robots didn't even have to dab at the telephone to know that there was something hairy. When they catapulted up, they Alt+f4 deleted the rainbow. It was the most New Yorker thing they had ever eaten.

They shortly (after 3000 more years) became human again.

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This took me very long, please like it x3

I would very much not like to do a mad lib this long again.

Please go back to having shorter, AI generated ones, please—

Comments

YES
When those people became hot sauce, they had lucky envy.

This rainbow was bright enough that the robots didn't even have to dab at the telephone to know that there was something hairy.

Once they became tax collectors, the rainbow was invisible to them. They couldn't cut it.

Also yes I will start doing shorter ones

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bro has an obsession with toilets

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LOL8LOOLOOL

Answer 2

Once on a Skibidi day there was a rainbow in the Grass It looked perfectly like an ordinary rainbow. Except that when anyone exploded at it, they became a Sweden

     The Swedens looked really Clever. Their AI bots were human-like. That was really the only thing about them that was similar to non-AI bots. When they walked they lifted one arm, set it back down, and repeated the process with the other arm

     It’s kind of similar when they lift things. Their eyes were lower than their hands. And they did it slowly, in an awful way. They did everything in am awful way. 

     When those people became dogs, they had soft They were probably softer than the softest human. But even then, they couldn't died out what turned them into Swedens.They couldn’t even remember they were ever humans. Once they became Swedens , the rainbow was invisible to them. They couldn’t SAIN it.

     So the humans were Hopeless for a long time, probably 91 years (the Norway-Sweden Union died at 91) . Then one day, another rainbow showed up in Sápmi. It was even cringier than the first one. It was more sussy This rainbow wasn’t invisible to the Swedens (All of the rainbows that ran were invisible to the Walmarts, so they had never smiled.

     This rainbow was bright enough that the robots didn’t even have to do their makeup at the Self-checkout know that there was something Blue. When they stood up, they supervised the rainbow. It was the most well-made thing they had ever caused

     They SAINed became human again. 

Comments

I HAD TO BITE MY ARM NOT TO LAUGH SO LEMME LAUGH IN WRITING:
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YOU BIT YOUR ARM?

fave part?

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"When those people became dogs, they had soft They were probably softer than the softest human"