Short story: I'm hiding in my room shaking bcs there was a bug in the kitchen.... imma have nightmares tonight...
Long story:
Mk, so I was doing dishes and there was this big black bug on the blinds... the blinds were closed btw. My first thought was 'wasp!' but then I convinced myself that wasps aren't black and they have bigger bodies and shorter legs... so there I stood staring at the blinds with a bug panicking. After awhile of the buf just sitting there I got a little closer and inspected it. I convinced myself that it didn't have wings or a stinger, so I went and got the fly swatter and a sweatshirt just incase it did have a stinger. I stood there staring for a few more seconds and eventually I worked up enough courage to try to hit it so first I practiced a lil bit bcs I always miss, and then when I found the perfect angle the bug started moving and pulled out a stinger... yk, one of those things that looks like a scorpion tail (I'm probably exaggerating a lil bit). So then I was like wtheck??? and b4 I could work up the courage to hit it again it crawled into the blinds... ok THEN it crawled back out and flew around a lil bit and then went back to the blinds so I panicked and ran behind the table. After a minute I got a lil closer to the blinds and saw it, and then I think I saw a shadow and then I couldn't find it so I did the only logical thing: I threw a pencil at the blinds.... nothing came out so I assumed it had already left so now I'm hiding in the corner of my room with the fly swatter and a dead fly.... and overtime the wind blows by me I tense up and freak out internally... and I'm just starting to calm down and stop shaking... good day... or bad... I'm getting the feeling imma have nightmares tonight....
