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Me and Sasha actually went to school today because we need to lock in (well, I do, Sasha doesn't care)

We walk into the auditorium because that's where high school goes instead of to their classes for some reason, idk. Two randoms were in our seats. What.

move. now.

So we just stood their for a good 15 seconds before sitting down in the row behind them. Still mad about that.

We then went to first period and i was hungry because the school breakfast is from a different planet. Sasha gave me not one, not two, not even 3 but FIVE bags of korovkas. where do you even find that much. I ate them all like the massive entity i am. He allegdly has 5 more bags. That's what he told me.

Second period i learn his bag must be Mary Poppin's purse because why did he pull out MORE food. I ate it too. yummy.

Third period we didn't eat and i actually locked in on my work. Except we didn't lock in because the teacher yelled his full name, Alexander, which scared Sasha because nobody calls him Alexander unless they're mad. He was in trouble for missing school (haha). I couldn't focus without his jibber jabber next to me so i just sat there and did nothing until he came back.

Fourth period was lunch and we ate outside. Well. i did, Sasha ate on under the balcony because the sun would've got him if he didn't. i think he's a vampire.

Fifth period literally nothing happened

sixth period somebody through a chair across the room at our teacher. Sasha was caught in cross fire from a fight. I would've been too if i didn't move when the fight first started.

yeah that's it. lalala

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by 🪐 Master (1.77m points)
helppp

because why is he so mee thoo

like I be getting hungry when its literally like 1st period
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by 🌀 Sorcerer (45.4k points)
can confirm I was there
by 👑 Grand Master (2.22m points)
how do you have so much food though, that's actually crazy
by 🌀 Sorcerer (45.4k points)
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i'm an extremely massive black hole and I have to consume food at all times to sustain myself.
by 👑 Grand Master (2.22m points)
Wow, that's honestly insane.
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by 🧙 Wizard (662k points)
Sounds exactly like my school
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by 🌙 Enchanter (497k points)

That seems like a drama filled school skull

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by 🪞 Light Weaver (94.3k points)
where do I sign up?
by 🪄 Spell Caster (4.3k points)
come to the slums of Saint Petersburg Russia and go to literally any school. Kids here are horrible
by 🪞 Light Weaver (94.3k points)
awesome. too bad I live in america
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by 🌠 Star Seer (955k points)
ur school sounds so fun lol, in mine literally nothing happens TwT
2 votes
by 👑 Grand Master (2.22m points)

Bro's school is diabolical skull

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