Heyyyyy I have some good ones for you!!!!
Hogwarts... where anything and everything will talk!
What do you call Harry when he's on a mission to defeat Voldemort?
A Mission-harry.
Snape: *breathes*
Harry: Ron, Hermione, he's up to something.
*the whole book turns into the three meddling in something they don't understand*
What did Tom Riddle do that got him in trouble?
He kicked a Dumble-door.
Everyone else: Hermione, you're a know it all.
Hermione: Meh.
Snape (because if he does the slightest thing people don't like him): *calls her the same thing*
Hermione: *bawls out crying*
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry.
Harry: You're a hairy wizard
(Got this from a meme)
Something: *goes right for once*
Rowling: Yeah? YEAH? NO!
There's always that person who just wants to watch the world burn.
*Rowling killing off another valuable character*
Especially her.
Turn around (every now and then I get a little--)
*Quirell shows Voldemort in the back of his head*
Please turn back around...
Book: *actually starts saying some mild bad words*
Me: *surprised pikachu*
I hope you guys enjoyed! Tell me if you want any more of these!
—nobodyimportant
ngl Snape is very sus in the books...
