Esie: Hello, Hybrid. I heard I've come to discuss what.. 'species' you are?
Hybrid: *nod*
Esie: Well? What are you, then?
Hybrid: Baby Mooshroom..?
Esie: That's absurd.
Hybrid: :c
Esie: Do you resemble a cow?
Hybrid: ..no..
Esie: Is your head seventy times bigger than you body?
Hybrid: ..no..
Esie: Do you sprout mushrooms on your back and scream like a dying rabbit when smacked?
Hybrid: Maybe..?
Esie: Hybrid, repeat after me: 'I am NOT a Baby Mooshroom.'
Hybrid: I am not a Baby Mooshroom..
Esie: Good.
Hybrid: ..I am a young adult Mooshroom.
Esie: *facepalm*
