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Question

-What if oxygen is actually poisoness but it just takes 75-100 years to kill humans

-How come if you drive an old car, you are seen as poor but if you drive a REALY old car, your rich ?!?

-You have closed your eyes, one less time that you have opend them

-You technicaly have two minutes to live, but every time you breath the timer restarts

-Your car keyes have travelled further than your car

Uhm yeah those are some shower thoughts,

 WHOEVER HAS THE BEST SHOWER THOUGHT IN THE ANSWERS GETS A HOUSE ON SHREKLANDIA AND A SHOUTOUT

BAI BAIIII

Answer 1

Why are they called shower thoughts if we don't necxicerily think of them in the shower?

Somewhere in the world someone with your dream job Hayes that job

When people travel back in time they worry about messing things up in the present but no-one ever think about if they're messing

up the future

Answer 2

If a group of crows is called a murder, and you see a group of crows, haven't you witnessed a murder?

Do deaf people wonder why rockstars are always saying "I love you" to them?

Why can you say, "Why can't you" but not be grammatically correct if you say, "Why cannot you"?

Maybe the reason why healthcare isn't the best is because doctors are always in practice...

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That's all I have right now 

-Nobi

Answer 3

Shower thought: what came first: the seed or the plant?

Shower thought: why do u drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Shower thought: who taught the first teacher?

Shower thought: u can breath, swallow, and blink just by thinking it.

Did I win?

Comments

It’s clearly the seed. Evolution.

N/A

The first teacher taught themself.

You do all of those without even thinking about it.

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Not really for the last one.

Your body sends messages to the lungs, eyelids and the muscles to get them to do their functions.

So technicaly everything you do or say you 'just think about'

Answer 4

Is number two true?

Comments

Yeah.

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Not really, a lot of old antique cars are super expensive. My uncle is a dealer and some of them go for hundreds of thousands.

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Im saying that cars from like, the 90s - 2000s are seen as outdated whilst some of the first ever cars would sell for millions.