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I’m the rare case when today comes before yesterday. What am I?

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by 🃏 Illusionist (11.5k points)
 
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A dictionary.
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by 📜Sage (1.35m points)
The first day of the month? Today would be the first day of the month and yesterday would be the 28th-31st

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