a dialouge (rip spelling) that I wrote
*plays a game with chat*
Somebody: Where are you?
Me: I am here and you are there, and we don't know anymore than we did before, so what's the point of knowing where we are?
Somebody: I want to look you in the eyes, is what I'm saying.
Me: Well, find me, and you'll find my eyes. Or find my eyes, and I won't be far behind! But you can't, can you? So I will look you in the eyes while your eyes look for mine!
Somebody: Who are you?
Me: I don't know, who could I be?
Somebody: Well then, who could you be?
Me: I could be a tree if I had roots, or I could be a dream if I could sleep. Or I could be a cloud If I could float. But I can't and I'm not, and I'm only who I am instead of who you could be!
Somebody: I hate it when people start talking in circles.
Me: Why would I be talking in circles when I could very well as much talk in squares?
Somebody: Which brings me to the second half of my questions...
Me: Oh, how dull! Let's skip the second half and go on to the third!
Somebody: Halves only have two parts-
Me: Tsk, tsk, tsk. Why, I even read it in a math book the other day! It said, "All things have three parts. The first half, the second half, and the third half, which nobody knew was there in the first place; but it is there, isn't it?" So let's skip the second half and go on to the third!
