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When I was younger I thought that if you were "worldly" (not from my church) that you stole from banks and were basically awful... Also..um.. When my parents were arguing so so so so so much, I just wished one of them would die because our church doesn't allow divorce and God answered that prayer ANY WAY *AHEM*

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by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
 
Best answer
Girl u ok?

Also what church were u going to?!
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
Mel offtopic but please spam me with Nordic brainrot I'm flopping
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
First answer: nope second... A EXTREMELY small church that doesn't allow hospitals in ANY circumstances
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
Oh God bro the ppl in ur church r cooked
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)

Yah, they are. tongue_smile  Why is this emoji so ugly, lol

by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)

Yeah that emoji is something... omg_smile like this one its hooting like an owl

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
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LOL, righy??? Those emojis, no offense, suck, big time
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)

Now I feel the need to spam them....

regular_smilesad_smilewink_smileangry_smiledevil_smilecry_smileembarrassed_smiletongue_smilewhatchutalkingabout_smileteeth_smile

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)

moneyface

Best ine

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)

LOL yes. We need to spam them regular_smilesad_smileteeth_smileconfused_smiletongue_smileembarrassed_smileomg_smilewhatchutalkingabout_smileangry_smileangel_smileshades_smiledevil_smileastonishedcry_smilebig-eyesconfuseddisappointedfear-facegirlfeargrinninglaughing-tearsboymanmoneyfacescream-fearold-manscream-fearold-womanpolicebabyprinceprincessrolling-eyesa-=shruggingsmile-sunglassessickthinkingwomenworriedtotally I love this one moneyfaceHehehe

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)

my favez: moneyfacedolphin-swimfartnorway_sweden_union

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
Yes totally I love them
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)

My faves: innocenthaiO_oheartsparklesmoneyface

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)

Actually fair haiplottingin_lovesingingThese are probably my favorite

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
How dare you not like the moneymouth
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)

How dare YOU not like the sparkelies sparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparklessparkles

by 📜Sage (1.13m points)

how do you NOT like the Norway-Sweden Union flag norway_sweden_unionnorway_sweden_unionnorway_sweden_unionnorway_sweden_unionnorway_sweden_unionnorway_sweden_union

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
Actually though that looks pretty cool
by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
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by 📜Sage (1.13m points)
WHAT-
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
LOL
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not funny
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
... Yea
by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)

WHAT THE HECK SIGMA MALE I'M SORRY PEOPLE LIKE TO LAUGH ABOUT THEIR TRAUMA 

If you couldn't tell THIS IS A JOKE

by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)

YeAh, TRAUMA IS THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD Also a joke

by 🌟 Mystic (376k points)
TRAUMA IS THE NEW FUNNY
by ⚡ Energy Weaver (228k points)
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TRAUMA IS THE NEW HILARIOUS
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