i slammed the door shut on my pinkie. MY NAIL FELL OFF
LIKE, MY REAL NAIL.
i was eavesdropping on my cousin, and my fingers were between the door hinges and the door frame. but my cousin didn't know i was there, so HE SLAMMED THE FLIPPIN DOOR. anyways, I screamed really loud
, and he opened the door, saw my nail ON THE GROUND, and passed out.
this is ur reminder to NEVER eavesdrop 