If a person can walk 5 miles an hour , why did it take my dad 10 years to git the milk
Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and ... * I like girls, all I really want is girls, and in the morning it's girls.
"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires." *sees a lesbian ... but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?
how do I post a picture for the contest? I have some funny catnip stuff
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1. You are reading this. 2. You cant say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. Your smiling. 6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4. 7. You just checked. 8. Your smiling again. I hope you liked this joke!
I am teacher I am a tamer I am a student I am a tutor I am a girl I am a lady I am a glasses person But don't call me laddie! I may let you cheat I may let you score But watch out! There's more ... S S W I T H T H E T E A C H E R T A M E R ! ! ! ! !
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About 2 days ago Canda's immigration website CRASHED LOL GET REKT CANADA LOLOLOLOL
92% of girls would die if Justin Bieber thought breathing was uncool. Comment if you would be part of the 8% that would die laughing XD
1. You are human 2. You are reading this 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 4. You just attempted to do it 6. You are laughing at yourself 7. ... does. 10. you will probably show this to some else to see if they fall for it.
1. What color is snow? What color is vinalla ice cream? What is the color of an (pure white) ferret?What do cows drink? 2. Maggie's siblings are Arthur, ... Drew. How many children does their mother have? (Put your answers in the comments below!)
a boy wanted to buy a magic set. so he turns into a supermarket.
All credit goes to V on Khan Academy! Remember to tell me your favorite joke(s) 1. Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave ... : I haven't decided yet. Moe: What did you give him last year? Joe: The measles.
Funny riddle!Hee Hee Hee Hee!
Who's there? Murray Murray who? Murray Christmas!
KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there bannanna Bannana who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange!!!!!!!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK who's there? old little lady old little lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
We created a new Q&A category here called Jokes and Riddles. As the name suggests, it is the place to post fun jokes and riddles for kids. As you all know, ... ones or they will get rejected. Look forward to hearing some good ones! KidzSearch.com
a woman shoots her husband. then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes finally she hangs him but 5 minutes later they both go out to dinner and enjoy a wonderful dinner together How can this be?