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If a person can walk 5 miles an hour , why did it take my dad 10 years to git the milk

asked Mar 25 in Guessing Games by Farrah
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If a person can walk 5 miles an hour , why did it take my dad 10 years to git the milk

asked Mar 25 in Guessing Games by Farrah
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1 answer 51 views

Do you ever looks at someone and think "oh they're cute" and wonder if anyone thinks you are cute like you think that person is cute, and then you look in the mirror and ... * I like girls, all I really want is girls, and in the morning it's girls.

asked Nov 23, 2019 in LGBTQIA Club by LunaLight (90,000 points)
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4 answers 97 views

"Trump said you can fire someone for being gay. Well employer, you can fire me for being gay but you can't stop me from slashing your tires." *sees a lesbian ... but I'm actually gender intolerant. And last but not least, why do you care?

asked Nov 4, 2019 in LGBTQIA Club by LunaLight (90,000 points)
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3 answers 128 views

asked Apr 15, 2018 in Contests by NZ (340 points)
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how do I post a picture for the contest? I have some funny catnip stuff

asked Mar 17, 2018 in 2018 Funniest Pet Photo Contest by ET
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apologies advance to the suger hill hang a said a hip hop peek and pop and you don't stop space racket to the pong pong adoogie say out jump the doozie to the ryphme of the ontolagy

asked Jan 20, 2018 in General Blogs by K.
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0 answers 149 views

Over the sugar hill gang I said a hip hop save me from the clippie space racket to the pong pong—a doogie say out jump the doozie to the ryphm of the ontology

asked Jan 18, 2018 in General Blogs by Dumpling agin
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6 answers 153 views

1. You are reading this. 2. You cant say the letter m without touching your lips. 3. You just tried it. 5. Your smiling. 6. You didn't notice that I skipped #4. 7. You just checked. 8. Your smiling again. I hope you liked this joke!

asked Mar 14, 2017 in Jokes & Riddles by TylerTheDrummer (74,840 points)
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2 answers 116 views

I am teacher I am a tamer I am a student I am a tutor I am a girl I am a lady I am a glasses person But don't call me laddie! I may let you cheat I may let you score But watch out! There's more ... S S W I T H T H E T E A C H E R T A M E R ! ! ! ! !

asked Mar 3, 2017 in Poetry by TeacherTamer
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1 answer 68 views

https://www.kidzsearch.com/kidztube/jimmy-fallon-the-roots-star-wars-the-force-awakens-cast-sing-star-wars-medley-a-cappella_355db6a18.html The clone troopers at 1:23

asked Feb 1, 2017 in Music Entertainment by TylerTheDrummer (74,840 points)
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3 answers 93 views

asked Dec 13, 2016 in Other by Lollypopqueen (34,930 points)
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4 answers 149 views

asked Dec 13, 2016 in Fun Stuff by L (75,760 points)
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About 2 days ago Canda's immigration website CRASHED LOL GET REKT CANADA LOLOLOLOL

asked Nov 10, 2016 in General News by FC_Life01 (6,500 points)
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12 answers 258 views

92% of girls would die if Justin Bieber thought breathing was uncool. Comment if you would be part of the 8% that would die laughing XD

asked Oct 15, 2016 in Fun Stuff by #Cindystrong-Sky (14,500 points)
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14 answers 364 views

1. You are human 2. You are reading this 3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 4. You just attempted to do it 6. You are laughing at yourself 7. ... does. 10. you will probably show this to some else to see if they fall for it.

asked Oct 15, 2016 in Fun Stuff by #Cindystrong-Sky (14,500 points)
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3 answers 163 views

1. What color is snow? What color is vinalla ice cream? What is the color of an (pure white) ferret?What do cows drink? 2. Maggie's siblings are Arthur, ... Drew. How many children does their mother have? (Put your answers in the comments below!)

asked Jul 24, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by FancyRatLover/ChristainGirl
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2 answers 143 views

a boy wanted to buy a magic set. so he turns into a supermarket.

asked Mar 6, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by anonymous
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5 answers 1,327 views

All credit goes to V on Khan Academy! Remember to tell me your favorite joke(s) 1. Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave ... : I haven't decided yet. Moe: What did you give him last year? Joe: The measles.

asked Jan 22, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by jazzlinny (38,000 points)
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7 answers 229 views

Funny riddle!Hee Hee Hee Hee!

asked Jan 4, 2016 in Jokes & Riddles by Lou Lou
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1 answer 103 views

Who's there? Murray Murray who? Murray Christmas!

asked Dec 23, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by Joker Rocker
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4 answers 92 views

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there? orange orange who? KNOCK KNOCK who's there bannanna Bannana who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange!!!!!!!!!!!

asked Dec 22, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by Joker Rocker
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1 answer 75 views

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? old little lady old little lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

asked Dec 22, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by Joker Rocker
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1 answer 206 views

We created a new Q&A category here called Jokes and Riddles. As the name suggests, it is the place to post fun jokes and riddles for kids. As you all know, ... ones or they will get rejected. Look forward to hearing some good ones! KidzSearch.com

asked Jul 5, 2015 in Jokes & Riddles by kidzsearch (126,690 points)
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3 answers 148 views

a woman shoots her husband. then she holds him underwater for 5 minutes finally she hangs him but 5 minutes later they both go out to dinner and enjoy a wonderful dinner together How can this be?

asked Jul 26, 2014 in Challenge / Quizzes by tdtl1802 (13,430 points)
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