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My friend made the most effensive joke in history at my expense

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My friend said I'm like a cinnamon pop tart.

I'm ginger, white, and flat.

BRO I ALMOST SLAPPED HER SO HARD SHE FLEW TO MARS

Also she makes jokes like all the time

Like she always calls me a sunscreen muncher (which means I'm white) and she told one of my other friends that converse is such a basic white girl shoe

NO ONE IS HOLDING ME BACK FROM SLAPPING HER TO MARS



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Is your friend of color?
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YOU SHOULDA SLAPPED HER TO PLUTO
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Why not a dark matter sussy human Broadway edition pop tart? I love that flavor.

Also, does your friend watch Flamingo? Because I’m 99% sure that Flamingo said something about sunscreen eaters and Roblox avatars.

And as far as I know, Converse isn’t a basic shoe.

Also, why not slap your friend to the Sun? It’s impossible to survive there.
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Your pfp looks like what a cinnamon pop tart should be. Is it a portrait?

too bad you can't slap me to Mars

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I could slap u to Jupiter tho
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fear.

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At least teleportation doesn’t exist.
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That isn't ok.

Tell her how her doing that makes u feel. If she still does it... Unfriend her



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