Here’s an epic poem for u, joel (why did I type that in my head with a sus voice reading the words).
The emojis will portray what you are thinking while you read the line.
Here it is:
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Roses are red ![O_o O_o](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-O_o.gif)
20 gauge shells are yellow ![a-^^ a-^^](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-^^.gif)
Blood is red ![jawdrop jawdrop](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-jawdrop.gif)
A shot has been fired ![fear fear](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-fear.gif)
Someone dropped a fellow ![T_T T_T](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-T_T.gif)
My girlfriend said “WHAT?!?!” ![wondering wondering](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-emoticon-00112-wondering.gif)
I told her it’s just Call Of Duty ![wow wow](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-wow.gif)
She said okay ![emoticon-00100-smile emoticon-00100-smile](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-emoticon-00100-smile.gif)
And I pretended to go to iHop to order a rooty tooty fresh n’ fruity ![wondering wondering](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-emoticon-00112-wondering.gif)
I dumped the fellow in the lake ![jawdrop jawdrop](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-jawdrop.gif)
And moved away ![a-=( a-=(](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-=(.gif)
Also, my girlfriend didn’t snitch on me! ![yay yay](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-yay.gif)
Oh and I am now 37 years old and we got married- ![hai hai](https://www.kidzsearch.com/questions/qa-plugin/wysiwyg-editor/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/a-hai.gif)
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How did you like it