How to touch grass. (Tutorial)

Question

Slowly lower your hand(s) towards the grass. Take your time and move slowly to ensure that you don't accidentally step on or damage any of the grass. Allow your fingers to come into contact with the blades of grass. You may feel the softness and/or dampness of the grass depending on the environment.

Tip: 

Don't be dumb and decide to eat the grass. I specifically told you our only goal here is to TOUCH the grass- Not consume it.

Answer 1

oop-

too late-

Answer 2

Touches grass.

Gets arrested for touching grass in new york.

I see so MANY signs saying DONT TOUCH GRASS

Answer 3

*eats the grass*