Weird quotes from school

Question

“Space SHUTTLE!” - my older friend entering the bathroom

“Me and president trump:” *MAKES WEIRD SPANKING GESTURE* - my weird friend, randomly

“Willy Wonka called. He wanted his Oompa Loompa back.” - my crush in savage mode

“What is Bo-tan-ee?” - my friend who is the younger brother of the previously mentioned older brother after someone mentions botany

“Be prepared to spank your mama’s monkey. DJ Dinglehopper made this beat funky.” - my weird friend, mentioning DJ Dinglehopper

“Hey, one of your nicknames is lotion man. What about Loshi Yoshi?” - me, randomly

“Cream of the world, creamity-crop, cream of the crop, rise to the top, creamity-crop.” - me playing 4 square

“He has 27 children.” - my crush’s bff, randomly

“Sing Yeah by Usher.” - me, randomly

“Wait wait wait, what were you just writing?” My crush after seeing me quickly put away my notebook

“And it was WHAT black?” Someone after a guy in a video says “pitch black” a little weirdly

Answer 1

Bro I'm actually suspecting that you are in my class, bc a boy in my class was saying that randomly while the class was playing four square

Answer 2

I'm not even going to try to figure out what these mean

Answer 3

I ship you and (insert crushes name here)

Answer 4

What were you writing... 

Comments

Ooh, is he writing a LOVE letter?

(bahahahahaha i love trolling 123)

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Was writing a meme that would be good for a tiktok

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OOOOOH

GRAVITY AND (enter crushes name here) SITTIN IN A TREE-

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K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

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LOL

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Ew lol